As usual I was minding my own business and trying to be a serious film maker, when I was rudely interrupted from "The craft" and compulsory to indulge in the majority shameful shenanigans imaginable! Yep, one time another time, my thrall driver of a wife, Lara, demanded that not merely must I create a cinematic masterpiece but too stuff my dong into Amirah's constricted arse! To be frank, I hit the roof, "How can I be expected to produce a work of art, when u always insist on me dropping my trousers and getting my jock out?" I protested. "Just shut your large mouth and get yer knob out! U can give me a work of art with your dick jammed up Amirah's bum; in any case, a chimp would do a more excellent job on web camera than u do!" yelled Lara. I was mortified at her suggestion that I was no more excellent than a facile, cuddly, primate at the art of filming. yep I know they can ride bikes and are expert at moving pianos, but can a chimp do a White Balance? In Any Case its paws would be far too large to operate the little buttons on the camcorder and in any case who still thinks dungarees are in fashion? With that I stamped my foot, slammed down the camera and did as this babe demanded. I thought to myself, "I will have words with that woman later on, chimp indeed!" Strangely, after getting an eyeful of Amirah's lovely bum, I at no time got around to it!