Is there no depth that charity workers will not plumb, to turn a coin? I saw Amica collecting money for a so called "hotel for dogs". My suspicions were aroused by her claims that each kennel would be equipped with, "Satellite TV" and all dogs would be given a, "Full English breakfast each day!" Too that babe told that a dog, "Would phone u each week!" Do I look stupid? I know a dog's paw is far too large to operate a keypad on any phone let alone an IPhone! In Any Case, after some close questioning, it transpired that Amica was truly working for a stinking scumbag, who was in fact pocketing all the money that poverty stricken pensioners thought, was going abandoned dogs! Amica broke down in tears when I pointed out the error of her ways and managed to convince her that that babe should take the path of righteousness and perhaps do a hard days work for a hard days pay. On the basis of this advice, that babe then came back to my place, donned some kinky clobber and got shagged senseless by me!