I must admit, u lot our there make even a person like me blush. This week, hailing from Newcastle, we have the wonderful Scarlett. This Babe had written in, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, to be on, "Jim Slip's Stars in your Eyes". This is where angels, with my aid, live out their ultimate dream. Well, Scarlett's ultimate dream, was to dress as a complete whore and get fucked by moi! U will smile as that babe relates the story of how her boyfriend made her dress up as a whore and stand outside a chip shop, "Touting for trade", whilst this chab observed from the shadows, wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and a dee-stalkers hat! In Any Case, this babe brushed up well as a, "Street-slut", but unbeknown to me, Scarlett had one more trick up her sleeve, or rather up my sleeve as it happened, namely that babe was a fan of the ancient art of, "Fisting". As u know, I am considered to be, "The prude of porn" so the very term shocked me to my core. Even Lara, stumbled back in horror! So u too, will be hiding behind your sofas, as u watch the spectacle unfold!