First of all please allow me to crave all of u a very Cheerful Christmas and Fresh Year. Remember this is a time for giving and I'm sure u'd all love to give a large present to this weeks honey, Henessy! In Any Case, I was trying out my fresh iPhone, (which is a mobile phone with a camcorder inside it) yeah it's unbelievable that clever boffins can fit a camcorder inside a tiny phone with no winding mechanism, cogs, wires or film! In Any Case, as I was walking down the road filming, the almost all gorgeous chick came into view. When I say gorgeous, I should really say, babeliciously lovely! Clad in a sexy, constricted, striped dress, I had no choice but to accost her and watch if this babe was up for some, "Modelling". This Babe told me that this babe is constantly being pestered by, "ribald old males" asking her do "modelling", well, I'd call it "depictions of disgusting filth" and not artistic at all, like wot I do!! Well, I was frankly shocked, that there were others armed with camcorders trawling the streets for fresh, cute, gals! Is no one safe? In Any Case, that babe told me they offered her a derisory sum, so this babe had refused. When this babe heard how much I was offering, this babe couldn't await to tear off her tiny, flimsy knickers and get down to some hawt, porno action with yours truly and her suggest of some hawt steaming bum fun, sent me reaching for my smelling salts! All I could think was, "Thanks Santa!"